Calm DOWN, Ron! It’s not like I was going to tell you details or anything. That’s weird. I didn’t kill her. We just shagged!
But…. she’s so fucking young, you made her a scarlet woman!
What? Ron, she’s not a prostitute. For Merlin’s sake, it was sex and I happened to have been a virgin before then too!
It’s just… I don’t want you to hurt her, I can choose between you and my sister
Why would I want to hurt her, Ron? I think I really really love her.
